白癡電腦笑話

Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I
try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

have you tried to phone it ?
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

後來再看一遍覺得這個才是真正經典啊~

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Customer: I can’t get on the internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?

↑這個真正讚